Update from Steve

We just got this report from Steve:

Ugh. Nit this page. If I didn't know that you assholes won't do anything,
I'd be really pissed. Amsterdam is sweet, but I spent all of my money and had to
take a job in the entertainment district. Here's a pic of me at work:

New Poll

To the right, you should be able to see our poll of what we should to do Steve's room this weekend. A brief explanation for each:

1. Drywall his doorway - pretty self explanatory
2. Beach theme - sell all of his furniture, replace it with a kiddie pool, palm trees, and sand
3. Tin foil everything - just in case you have any questions
4. Scavenger hunt! - Hiding his stuff in various locations, possibly with layered clues

Vote early, vote often, poll closes on Friday!

Hello Europe!!

At this time, we'd like to say bonjour to all of our European readers! I think bonjour is French for hello, and it goes without saying that Belgium is to France what Canada is to America. Now that Steve and (presumably) the rest of the European crew know about our site, we wanted to welcome everyone and thank Steve for making this possible.

Yes, thank you, Steve, for saying that we are too lazy to do anything.

Tomorrow we will be putting up a poll to determine what exactly we will do to Steve's room. Please have your submissions in by tonight, voting begins tomorrow and will run through Friday, May 22nd 4:45 EST. For those of you in Europe, this weekend is Memorial Day weekend and allows us three days to get this project underway.

Currently, the following ideas have been thrown around:

• Shrink wrap everything in his room
• Replace his bed with a race car bed
• Super glue his furniture shut
• Fill his room with Peeps
• Screen-print "Kick Me" signs on the back of all of his clothes

Again, these are just rough ideas. We leave it to you, the reader, to present YOUR ideas...in the comments section.

The Departure

Well, Steve took off for Europe on Friday the 15th, and he'll be gone until June 10th. We hope to have a countdown for his return set up within the next few days. For now, here's a picture of Steve saying goodbye to all of us:

And here is a picture of Steve's reaction upon finding out about this blog:

That's it for now, as always we welcome suggestions for fun stuff to do to Steve's room. Please contact me for donations, as this endeavor promises to be an expensive one.

Welcome!

Welcome to Eff Steve's Room! We will be posting various updates for the next month or so of the awesome things we'll be doing to Steve's room while he's in Europe. Check in often, especially after weekends and federal holidays, as that will be the time we are most likely to update.