Hello Europe!!

At this time, we'd like to say bonjour to all of our European readers! I think bonjour is French for hello, and it goes without saying that Belgium is to France what Canada is to America. Now that Steve and (presumably) the rest of the European crew know about our site, we wanted to welcome everyone and thank Steve for making this possible.

Yes, thank you, Steve, for saying that we are too lazy to do anything.

Tomorrow we will be putting up a poll to determine what exactly we will do to Steve's room. Please have your submissions in by tonight, voting begins tomorrow and will run through Friday, May 22nd 4:45 EST. For those of you in Europe, this weekend is Memorial Day weekend and allows us three days to get this project underway.

Currently, the following ideas have been thrown around:

• Shrink wrap everything in his room
• Replace his bed with a race car bed
• Super glue his furniture shut
• Fill his room with Peeps
• Screen-print "Kick Me" signs on the back of all of his clothes

Again, these are just rough ideas. We leave it to you, the reader, to present YOUR ideas...in the comments section.